SCP 2125 Object Class: Euclid

SCP-2125 is an average looking music box. The difference with this music box though is that it has HYPER REALISTIC EYES and a moustache. When any sentient being decides to turn the crank of this SCP, the song "Living on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi starts playing. But not in a blinky-blonky music box kind of way, no. It actually plays the entire song in REALISTIC CD quality. This would be creepy enough, however if one decides to keep turning the box, when the song reaches the key change just before the third chorus; Because of how fucking awful that key change is, the music box kills fucking everyone in a 3 meter radius with LAZERS!!!

Oh, no I shot myself.