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Current Quickies wa a show made by Caddicarus where he would quickly review a modern game.

In this series Caddy (as Quick J. Hoarsethroat) would wear a gray newsboy cap and a scarf, a "Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols" t-shirt and says his catchphrase "CYOAR!" mostly at the beginning and the end. Quick J. would use a cockney accent at the beginning of the videos where he would give context about the history and release of the game, then once the actual review starts, he takes a deep breath and transitions into Caddy's regular voice, speaking very fast.

The first episode, PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale, had no fast talking and rather had Quick J. speaking in his cockney accent through the whole video, along with frequent swearing that was censored.

The show was uploaded various Sundays until February 10, 2016 when it was moved to Wednesday replacing Drive-Thru Reviews. On January 15, 2017, Caddy announced that he would cancel the series and replace it with a new show called "Caddy", though Quick J. Hoarsethroat would still appear in later Caddicarus episodes.

Episodes[]

  1. Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale
  2. Tekken Tag Tournament 2
  3. Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time
  4. The Last of Us
  5. Rayman Legends
  6. Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs
  7. BEYOND: Two Souls
  8. Tearaway
  9. Killzone: Shadow Fall
  10. South Park: The Stick of Truth
  11. inFamous: Second Son
  12. Daylight
  13. WATCH_DOGS
  14. Murdered: Soul Suspect
  15. Alien: Isolation
  16. Bayonetta 2
  17. My Top 10 Games of 2014!
  18. My Top 10 WORST Games of 2014!
  19. Dying Light
  20. The Order: 1886
  21. Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number
  22. Bloodborne
  23. Batman: Arkham Knight
  24. Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
  25. Tearaway Unfolded
  26. Star Wars: Battlefront
  27. Just Cause 3
  28. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5
  29. The Witness
  30. Deadpool
  31. Layers of Fear
  32. Unravel
  33. Gone Home
  34. Dungeon Hunter 5
  35. Dark Souls III
  36. Ratchet & Clank (2016)
  37. Kholat
  38. Kazooloo
  39. Uncharted 4: A Thief's End
  40. Broforce
  41. Bloodborne: The Old Hunters
  42. DOOM
  43. AVGN Adventures 2: ASSimilation
  44. Buck (Kickstarter Demo)
  45. DiRT Rally
  46. Umbrella Corps
  47. Mighty No. 9
  48. Life is Strange
  49. Mirror's Edge Catalyst
  50. LEGO Star Wars: The Force Awakens
  51. No Man's Sky
  52. Overwatch
  53. Firewatch
  54. Resident Evil 4 (PS4 Review)
  55. Dear Esther
  56. Bioshock: The Collection (PS4 Review)
  57. ZOMBI (PS4 Review)
  58. Salt and Sanctuary

Trivia[]

  • The CYOAR! catchphrase was first introduced in Caddy's old video "How to Pull Birds" which was currently uploaded in Caddy's Conundrums.
  • In the following week after Caddy received a buzzcut in his third Max Payne retrospective, his hair still remained during his Intro and "CYOAR!" segment. This was later changed during his Bayonetta 2 Current Quickies. This was soon fixed.
  • The name "Quick J. Hoarsethroat" was revealed at the beginning of the "My Top 10 Best Games Of 2014" video.[1]
  • Even after Current Quickies was cancelled in January 2017, Quick has appeared in other videos- most noticeably the Aladdin PS1 Review where he is seen vaping and in a black shirt with a coat.
  • Caddy's third Rugrats review was titled Rugrats: Studio CYOAR! which was Quick's catchphrase, Quick also appears during that segment.

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